Okay, so maybe Valentines Day is a capitalist, patriarchal ritual celebrating the buying and selling of personal love for profit. Be cool though, everyone, because I love all holidays, so just let me have this. But if, like we at Female Trouble, you’d like to maintain revolutionary momentum while sniffing your roses and gorging on chocolates, we suggest you implement some of this badass feminist Valentines Day rhetoric from our friends around the internet.